Archive for September, 2006

Ball Boy Scores Goal To Earn His Team a Draw

Friday, September 15th, 2006

Brazilian teams Santacruzense and Atletico Soracaba were playing in the Coppa FPF. Away team Soracaba was leading 1-0 win the 89th minute, when sneaky ball boy José Carlos Vieira, decided to take matters into his own hands. Amazingly, linesman Marco Antonio de Andrade Motta Jr, signalled that the goal had been scored by Santacruzense’s number 9, Carvalho Almeida and female referee Silvia Regina de Oliveira (who has a FIFA badge no less), gave the goal.

Unsurprisingly, all hell broke loose as the referee and the linesman were both attacked by irrate home players and fans. Oliveira was suspended immediately by the federation, while the linesman will face disciplinary action once he is released from hospital.

Meanwhile Santacruzense have been fined R$50,000 and suspended form the competition as a result of “unsportsmanlike conduct” of their  ballboy. As for the cheeky culprit? “I saw they were not looking and kicked the ball softly into the goal“, he said cheerfully. Rumours are that a number of teams were impressed by his “skills” and that offers will soon come flooding in for his services…..


Olympiakos demand that matches last only 85 minutes…

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Chelsea ban Germans from buying tickets

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Why do coaches insist on picking players who want to retire?

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

Northern Ireland becoming Spain’s bogey team

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

France gain revenge

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Revealed: How to get your girlfriend to let you watch football

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Brazil’s new dawn rising in the east

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

Trading Cards with a difference..

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006